mon debut de vanité

As I am nervously typing my first post, my palms begin to sweat and my throat begins to dry as if I am giving a presentation or a speech in front of the entire world, which is probably exactly what I am doing, I just don't know in this case if anyone is listening. The uncertainty has its advantages (my typing is gaining some confidence). If this is indeed my debut speech I will treat it as such :"Thank you all and the blogosphere for allowing me to share myself and my interests with the world! This blog represents my endeavor to better myself and my taste, my work and my ability to communicate and share ideas with the world. I am looking forward to all of your comments and I have the certainty that all of your ideas will make me grow. Now let us all VOGUE (the verb, not the magazine) and vane away!"